Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.
From The Smoking Gun:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
A guy who sells cheap yellow rags through late-night infomercials turns out to be a sleazebag? Now I’ve seen everything.
billy mays is far superior than this guy, this justs confirms it.
WHAT THE HELL HE LOOKS LIKE 40 YEARS OLDER HERE! also sweet outfit, man. you getting this, asshole?
omg I didn’t know he was 44.
oh god when i first read this i was laughing so hard i was crying
you’re gonna love my nuts